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'Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.
-- Charles M. Schulz',
'Bicycles have no walls.
-- Paul Cornish',
'The bicycle is a curious vehicle. Its pasenger is its engine.
-- John Howard',
'When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle.
Then I realised that the Lord doesnt work that way so I stole one
and asked Him to forgive me
-- Emo Phillips',
'Wind is just a hill in gaseous form.
-- Barry McCarty',
'Whats with these recumbent bicycles? Listen buddy - if you
wanna take a nap - lie down. If you wanna ride a bike - buy a >#*%^* bicycle.
–- George Carlin',
'Bicycling is a healthy and manly pursuit with much to recommend
it and - unlike other foolish crazes -it has not died out
-- The Daily Telegraph (1877)',
'Cats dont like riding on a bicycle....no matter how much duct tape you use.
-- Anonymous',
'It never gets easier, you just go faster.-- Greg LeMond',
'Cycling is just like church - many attend - but few understand.
--Jim Burlant ',
'Dont buy upgrades - ride up grades.
--Anonymous',
'Whoever invented the bicycle deserves the thanks of humanity.
--Lord Charles Beresford',
'There is nothing - absolutely nothing - quite so worthwhile
as simply messing about on bicycles.
--Tom Kunich ',
'If the wind is not against you - it is not blowing.
--James E Starrs',
'Life is like riding a bicycle. You dont fall off unless
you plan to stop pedaling.
--Claude Pepper',
'People do not "drive" cars - they steer them.
People do not "ride" bicycles - they drive them.
--A. N. Mouse',
'Refrain from throwing your bicycle in public. It shows poor upbringing.
--Jacquie Phelan',
'Never use your face as a brake pad.
-- Jake Watson',
'The sound of a car door opening in front of you is similar to the sound of a gun being cocked.
-- Amy Webster',
'Every time I see an adult on a bicycle I no longer despair for the future of the human race.
-- H.G. Wells',
'I thought of that while riding my bike.
-- Albert Einstein - on the theory of relativity',
'Finishing a ride is mandatory. Finishing a ride fast is optional.',
'Bicycling is a big part of the future. It has to be. Theres something wrong with a society that drives a car to workout in a gym.
-- Bill Nye - the Science Guy',
'Eat before you are hungry. Drink before you are thirsty. Rest before you are tired. Cover up before you are cold. Peel off before you are hot. Dont drink or smoke on tour. Never ride just to prove yourself.
-- Paul de Vivie',
'I still feel that variable gears are only for people over forty-five. Isnt it better to triumph by the strength of your muscles than by the artifice of a derailer? We are getting soft... As for me - give me a fixed gear!
-- Henri Desgrange',
'There is something uncanny in the noiseless rush of the cyclist as he comes into view - passes by - and disappears.
--Popular Science - 1891',
'A bicycle ride is a flight from sadness.
--James E. Starrs - The Literary Cyclist',
'The best rides are the ones where you bite off much more than you can chew--and live through it.
--Doug Bradbury',
'Enough with this sunday stroll...lets hurt a little bit.
-- American Flyers',
'She who succeeds in gaining the mastery of the bicycle will gain the mastery of life.
--Frances E. Willard - How I Learned to Ride the Bicycle',
'Im gonna show you a hill that would choke a mule.
-- President G.W. Bush on his MTB - moments before losing his front-wheel traction and flying over his bars down a steep dropoff.',
'To prepare for a race there is nothing better than a good phesant - some champagne and a woman.
-- Jacques Anquetil',
'The bicycle riders drank much wine and were burned and browned by the sun. They did not take the race seriously except among themselves.
-- Ernest Hemingway - The Sun Also Rises',
'Like dogs - bicycles are social catalysts that attract a superior category of people.
-- Chip Brown');
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